GOP: "Help me, Osami bin Kenobi..."

You're my only hope!



Will the world's top terrorist provide McCain a douche ex machina moment? Meh, prolly not, but not because he wouldn't want to. Al Qaeda has played George W. Bush like a violin, goading him into an unnecessary, ruinous war in Iraq, destroying the international standing of the US and encouraging Bush to impinge on our freedoms in a way no outside power ever could. McCain promises more of the same, so I'm sure Osama is rooting for him.